first july two oh one one `qonna be a busy day `
btw Happy Birthday Shawn `
i hope you enjoyed th entire thinq 3 of us set up `
thanks t your wife especially, beinq so supportive & all `
draqqinq your time, -lauqhs- `
oh well `
so i woke up really last, considerinq last niqht `
it wasn't that shakeyshakeshake `
but i just felt so tired from everyth `
so i metup w attica babe at vivo `
qrabbed 2 milk teas & off shoppinq `
she wanted t look at clothes `
& me, i just wanted t walk until i woke up from my fantasy world `
my mind was half-dead, but it was a qreat trip anyway `
she's amazinq, i love her comments `
hmmm, damienbro called halfway `
askinq if we were still helpinq out @ Shawn's party `
so i was like, babe you wanna have a cookout session `
it's my friend's birthday & aft th cookout `
lets head t th clubs `
& she was all spontaneous & all `
sayinq yeah man, so we waited for Damien `
& qot th BBQ stuffs `
there's a huqe difference if you watch us shop `
she qoes for th fresh raw stuffs `
& layzee ole meh , i qo for th processed stuffs `
y'know, frozen winqs, frozen franks, frozen fishballs `
babe went for th raw steak & all `
real cheese & mushrooms & peppers & all those herbs ♥ `
she was planninq on startinq from scratch `
meh, i just marinated ma chickenwinqz & stinqray `
shoved th sticks up those hotdoqs & i was done `
she was workinq so hard & patiently `
if she was a man, i'd fall for her ! `
th way she marinated th beef & th way she added th spices `
oh my qawd, jesus christ, temptation t qet fat strikes `
i feel pathetic, but it's okay `
we had fun, 2 hour shop & preparation `
biqbro drove me back & sent attica back `
& they came back for me `
so we went straiqht t le noir as usual `
took th staqe & started our niqht `
i was in this bloody white frilly top & a hiqh navy skirt `
with matchinq heels `
fucked up, i couldn't move much, nor was i that hyped up `
sweet jesus `
so we left le noir about four, & went t Attica `
Attica's a really biqqer sized club w not-so-fab music `
but th ambience is fabulous `
qreat for a chillout session `
so when i walked in w my babe `
this arsehole was eyeinq on me `
i was textinq biqbro t qet my stuffs for me `
& he was like blockinq my view `
fillinq my ears w nonsensical bullcrap `
fucker, so he kept talkinq & i kept textinq `
& i qot really fucked up somehow `
but wearinq such a decent outfit, i was like nice-kind-lori `
so i was like, hey, you know what, i'm lesbian `
i like titties & pussy, dicks are disqustinq `
jesuschrist he was like, " i dont care, you're so beautiful " `
& i continued textinq, babe qot kinda pissed off w th quy `
i was like tryinq t qet into th back area & he wouldnt let me `
what a motherfuckinquselessfrenchpiq `
wasted my niqht, babe was like, " fuck off ! ~ " `
& all that cool stuffs, we went out & that asshole followed `
it was creepy, he was like followinq us `
thank qod attica was there `
she screwed him & saved my fat ass ♥ `
we cruised around CQ for a bit lookinq for new hotspots `
it's really fun after th liqhts turn off `
chillinq at th bridqe, familiar faces turn up `
everyone says hi `
but this particular quy workinq here made my day `
i've this retarded thinq about whininq i'm fat `
so we were walkinq outta 7 eleven `
& i was like , babe i'm fat im fuckinq obese `
then i kept lauqhinq `
& there was this male voice who said, " no you're not " `
we turned & it was one of th club workers `
i swear he made my day `
i looked like a fuckinq balloon in tht bandaqe skirt `
chillaxed for a lil before th entire stretch of liqhts went out `
& th quys picked us up from clarke quay `
so we were complaininq `
babe was like, " he has centre partinq & lonq hair " `
& i was like, " jesus he reminds me of snape ! " `
rantinq on & on about th frenchpiq `
sweet jesus, i really've qot t be qrateful babe's there `
qood club, fuckedup music, crappy stalkers & a snape `
-lauqhs- `
we went for nearby prata & i continued whininq `
nua-ed for a bit & sent attica home before qoinq back t sk `
well, i'm supposed t continue shoppinq later `
but i only reached home at 3PM , sweetmunchies `
i'm hunqry, waitinq for my darlinq t wake ^^ `
& it's qoinq t be another hell'a niqht later ♥ `